League Table

Pos Name Pnts
1 The Red Diablos 1362
2 Arthur Wait Massive 1355
3 San Venganza 1263
4 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 1214
5 Mike Is A Paedo 1106
6 Burlington Athletic 1095
7 Up The Kingdom 1063
8 Hot Rocks FC 978
9 Viva Ronaldo 969
10 Grampus 8 My Hampster 959
11 Barclays First XI 943
12 Freddies Dream Team 925
13 LeaveMyArseAlona 898
14 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 841
15 As The Crowe Flies 699
16 Face2Face FC 648

Team Details


Goalkeeper List

Rules Last Updated: 9th August 2016 @ 11:45


1.00 Teams

1.10 - All teams must consist of one goalkeeper, four defenders, four midfielders and two forwards. Positions are as defined by the Daily Telegraph fantasy football.

1.20 - Where a players position is altered by the Daily Telegraph the manager must restore the 4-4-2 formation at the earliest transfer night.

1.30 - Where a team contains ineligible players or illegal formations following the earliest transfer night the points scored by those players will not be counted.

1.40 - Each team must drop a minimum of 4 players at the beginning of the pre-season transfer night and before any other business takes place.

1.50 - Where a manager cannot attend the pre-season transfer night he must nominate his 4 players to drop beforehand. If this is not done his lowest scoring four players may be dropped on his behalf.

2.00 Scoring

2.10 - All points are as detailed in the Daily Telegraph fantasy football.

2.20 - The scoring system is subject to change at any time.

3.00 Transfers

3.10 - All transferring of players can only take place at an official transfer night.

3.20 - There will be four transfer nights during the course of a season. Unless stated otherwise these will be on the last Wednesday before the opening game of the season, the first Wednesday in November and the first Wednesday in February.

3.30 - The dates of the transfer window may be subject to change to ensure the highest possible attendance. It is the responsibility of all managers to ensure they are available for transfer nights.

3.40 - Players will be bid for up to a value of £50, upon which time the bidding will go to a sealed bid.

3.50 - Transfers between clubs must take place in front of all managers at a transfer night. The selling manager must accept the highest bid over the stated minimum price.

3.60 - No swapping of players or "loan" deals are permitted.

3.70 - The selling manager must donate 10% of the sale price to the prize pot.

3.80 - A transfer limit of £400 applies to all teams over the course of a season. The cost of "Club to club" transfers are included towards the £400. No club will be permitted to spend more than £400 under any circumstances.

3.85 - The players position order of the transfer nights are GK, DEF, MID, STR.

3.90 - In the event of 2 players both bidding their maximum budget of £400, the team who finished lowest in the league from the previous season wins.

3.95 - After each transfer night all team managers can make free transfers for 24hrs after the website has been updated. This will be on a first come first served basis. The time will be set by the website administrator on the dreamteam whatsapp group.

4.00 Prizes & Payments

4.10 - Entry will cost £30 per team, paid at the start of each season, which is void for any new teams competing.

4.20 - All entry payments and transfer payments to be made in cash or by BAKs at the end of each transfer night.

4.30 - Prize money will be paid in cash at the specified prize giving night.

4.40 - The date of the prize giving night is variable but will be no later than the pre-season transfer night.

4.50 - The prize pot will be distributed as follows:

4.51 - 1st Place = 40%

4.52 - 2nd Place = 20%

4.53 - 3rd Place = 10%

4.54 - 4th Place = 5%

4.55 - Cup Winner = 17.5%

4.56 - Top Goalscorer = 7.5%

4.60 - The prize pot will consist of: All public transfer proceeds, all entry fee proceeds and 30% of private transfer proceeds. The amount of the total prize pot will be displayed on the website through the course of the season. Reasonable deductions will be made to cover costs of trophies, engraving and gifts.

4.70 - The top goalscorer prize is awarded to the manager with the highest scoring player. Only premier league goals count.

5.00 The Event of a Draw

5.10 - In the event of a draw in the final league standings the prizes will be shared. eg: Where two teams are tied for first place they will share equally the first and second prizes. Where two teams are tied for second place they will share equally the second and third prizes.

5.20 - In the event of a draw in the round stages of the cup the home team will progress.

5.30 - In the event of a draw in the cup final the prize will be shared equally between the two finalists.

5.40 - In the event of a draw in the top goalscorer competition the prize will be shared equally between the winning managers.

6.00 Rule Changes

6.10 - Changes or additions to the above rules can only be made following a vote and majority acceptance by the managers. Unless majority acceptance is achieved the rule will remain unchanged.

6.20 - Votes on rule changes can only take place at a transfer night, prize giving or AGM. All managers carry an equal vote. The majority decision is final.

6.30 - These rules supersede all previous rules.

6.40 - In instances of dispute or discrepancy the majority decision of all managers will be final.

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Dreamteam Auction History



Season 2016-17

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1362
2 Arthur Wait Massive 1355
3 San Venganza 1263
4 Dave Cs Bald Eagles 1214
5 Mike Is A Paedo 1106
6 Burlington Athletic 1095
7 Up The Kingdom 1063
8 Hot Rocks FC 978
9 Viva Ronaldo 969
10 Grampus 8 My Hampster 959
11 Barclays First XI 943
12 Freddies Dream Team 925
13 LeaveMyArseAlona 898
14 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 841
15 As The Crowe Flies 699
16 Face2Face FC 648


Season 2015-16

Position Name Points
1 LeaveMyArseAlona 1439
2 Mike Is A Paedo 1313
3 Up The Kingdom 1267
4 The Red Diablos 1262
5 Arthur Wait Massive 1251
6 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1217
7 Burlington Athletic 1185
8 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1161
9 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1146
10 Hot Rocks FC 1135
11 As The Crowe Flies 1115
12 Viva Ronaldo 987
13 Barclays First XI 979
14 San Venganza 971
15 Absolutely Fabregas 895
16 Face2Face FC 827


Season 2014-15

Position Name Points
1 Grampus 8 My Hampster 1240
2 The Red Diablos 1230
3 Burlington Athletic 1169
4 Up The Kingdom 1164
5 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1142
6 Mike Is A Paedo 1029
7 Hot Rocks FC 1023
8 As The Crowe Flies 1011
9 Face2Face FC 995
10 LeaveMyArseAlona 963
11 San Venganza 928
12 Viva Ronaldo 903
13 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 901
14 Absolutely Fabregas 884
15 Arthur Wait Massive 760
16 Barclays First XI 707


Season 2013-14

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1581
2 Hot Rocks FC 1193
3 San Venganza 1123
4 Arthur Wait Massive 1091
5 Barclays First XI 1079
6 Burlington Athletic 1068
7 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1045
8 Mike Is A Paedo 1039
9 Up The Kingdom 1009
10 LeaveMyArseAlona 977
11 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 977
12 Viva Ronaldo 949
13 As The Crowe Flies 923
14 Absolutely Fabregas 891
15 Grampus 8 My Hampster 823
16 Face2Face FC 785


Season 2012-13

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1432
2 Burlington Athletic 1387
3 Mike Is A Paedo 1328
4 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1253
5 San Venganza 1173
6 Arthur Wait Massive 1119
7 Up The Kingdom 1114
8 Hot Rocks FC 1029
9 Viva Ronaldo 997
10 Grampus 8 My Hampster 997
11 Chocolate Love FC 906
12 Back Of The Net! FC 902
13 Absolutely Fabregas 878
14 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 874
15 Face2Face FC 722


Season 2011-12

Position Name Points
1 The Red Diablos 1260
2 Mike Is A Paedo 1236
3 San Venganza 1217
4 Burlington Athletic 1186
5 Up The Kingdom 1158
6 Viva Ronaldo 1128
7 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1112
8 Arthur Wait Massive 1091
9 Hot Rocks FC 1082
10 Absolutely Fabregas 1063
11 Face2Face FC 949
12 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 930
13 Grampus 8 My Hampster 897
14 Back Of The Net! FC 729
15 Chocolate Love FC 686


Season 2010-11

Position Name Points
1 Hot Rocks FC 1281
2 Up The Kingdom 1209
3 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1146
4 Burlington Athletic 1132
5 Viva Ronaldo 1096
6 Mike Is A Paedo 1080
7 San Venganza 1077
8 Arthur Wait Massive 1065
9 Absolutely Fabregas 1039
10 The Red Diablos 987
11 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 926
12 Face2Face FC 907
13 Dry White United 840
14 Back Of The Net! FC 715


Season 2009-10

Position Name Points
1 Burlington Athletic 1093
2 Absolutely Fabregas 1071
3 Up The Kingdom 1061
4 Dave C's Bald Eagles 1025
5 Viva Ronaldo 1019
6 The Red Diablos 1014
7 Hot Rocks FC 1012
8 Arthur Wait Massive 960
9 Face2Face FC 899
10 Mike Is A Paedo 892
11 Dry White United 855
12 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 733
13 Back Of The Net! FC 727
14 San Venganza 692


Season 2008-09

Position Name Points
1 Up The Kingdom 1220
2 The Red Diablos 1118
3 Face2Face FC 1095
4 Hot Rocks FC 1074
5 Viva Ronaldo 1062
6 Obi Wan Kanobi Nil 1001
7 Dave C's Bald Eagles 964
8 Dry White United 957
9 Burlington Athletic 932
10 Absolutely Fabregas 908
11 Mike Is A Paedo 890
12 Michaels Monkeys 878
13 Back Of The Net! FC 854
14 San Venganza 687

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